Monday, January 31, 2011
TEMPORARILY OUT OF ORDER
But feel free to stop by again in the future to see if I have any new prose-etry to share.
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Lost His Head
...eat it an beat it
hammering out Shakespeare in black and white for the anti-Christ
"monkey at keyboard hammering out Shakespeare in black and white for the anti-Christ"
I'm just a monkey at a keyboard trying to teach God how to feel. Sometimes I forget that I'm a monkey and start to think that I might be a writer. Then Beelzebub reminds me that I'm a monkey, throws me a banana, and commands me to bang on the keyboard some more. So I make more monkey words. It's all very systematic, you see. Given enough time, I may accidentally write something which other monkeys might find worth reading...that is, if monkeys could read.
THE GREAT APE
- Drake Lightle (aka Deleted User; Charles Bukkake)
- Kansas City, Missouri, United States
- "If the monkey could type one keystroke every nanosecond, the expected waiting time until the monkey types out Hamlet is so long that the estimated age of the universe is insignificant by comparison...this is not a practical method for writing plays." -- Gian-Carlo Rota
Deleted User
Lost His Head
"Writing is like prostitution. First you do for the love of it. Then you do for a few friends, and finally you do for the money." -- Moliere
meat...
...eat it an beat it
monkey at keyboard
hammering out Shakespeare in black and white for the anti-Christ